You know you are a Desi when:

• You wear open toe footwear in 50 degree weather.
• You bought tickets to hear Priyanka Chopra and Pitbull sing.
• You put pictures of your BMW on Facebook.
• Your cars(mostly BMW's and Audi's) are "named" after your wife or kids.
• 4 pm means chai and chaat at the local Chaat Bhavan.
• You are an M.S Comp. Sci (USA).
• You know VORACLE( Oracle).
• Your kid won the National Spelling Bee.
• When someone is getting married you ask "love marriage ya arranged marriage?"
• Combiflam (Ibuprofen and Paracetamol) is the cure for any illness you have.
• At a party, you are the only one who wore white pants and white shoes.
• You think this post doesn't apply to you because you are cool and different.